hi guys...omg u sent me soo many messages, im so flattered and thanks! im on kik messenger and sometimes its bit easier to chat on there as its hard to respond to all the messages. im 32 and i work as a secretary (my boss is a woman before u ask...lol..and no ive not done it on my desk..sorry to disappoint!) i like nice people but i also sucker for the 6 pacs..they drive me a bit crazy im open minded .. dont have a type specifically but i like guys that look after themselves and guys who are big ( all over lol ) anything else just ask.. is that enough?

About me: I'm a passionate, and sensual.
I'm large (size 22-24) I know I'm ugly and I'm fat
(hiding my wobbly tum and thighs in my photo) but I have curves.
I don't consider myself as sexy or good looking....neither apply to me.... I DO consider myself a sapiosexual, I have brains and intelligence, I'm polite, reliable, trustworthy, discrete, good sense of humour, and I'm good company.
Having studied art and design for 4 years, I got a Diploma in Graphic Design.
I love art and painting and creating is my fuel...any artists out there, feel free to say hi.
I love film, music, coffee, and reading. I adore sex too...which leads to..... What I'm looking for: In a nutshell: Genuine, NSA safe fun, no hassle, no complications, and no time wasters! More specifically: Ideally someone aged 40-55. A genuine, non judgmental, educated, polite man, who is intelligent, has good sense of humour, compassion, creativity and manners and can also grasp the use the English language ( none of this " hw r u? text talk) text talk doesn't do it for me, Take it elsewhere to someone who enjoys it. I like men who can hold a conversation that...

Hi, I am an Arab bubbly proud curvy girl, open minded with a lot of sense of humour and sarcasm is my 4th language. I'm looking for a regular someone who i can connect with...someone who is funny and open minded that i can call a friend and share everything with. Sex is not my first priority here i don't interact with anyone until i get to know them mentally first i think attraction is important. I do like good company and sometimes a snuggle and a good movie that does not involve sex but you never know anything can happen. Other than that i love a good laugh, i don't mind going out to cinema or a day out also am kind of a geek lol always on my PS3 and into science fiction also enjoy a good book. If you want to know more or just say hi don't be shy :) i don't bite ( or do i?) hehe P.S if i dont reply don't be offended i am a very busy woman , i'm not ignoring you xxxx New update! I won't reply to anyone who is married or in a relationship! Don't bother messaging me...

i like to get out and have some fun with the right person.

How do I set my filters so I don't have to see profile pics of cocks? Come on fellas, have a bit of dignity for crying out loud! To describe myself...
Physically- I'm 42 years old, 5'7" tall, size 12. I have shoulder length reddish hair and green eyes. I am indeed a married woman, but allow me to make something clear. The fact that I don't necessarily know what I'm looking for on here does not automatically translate to 'bored housewife needs a shag'. I also want to say (scream) that I have absolutely no desire to be a married man's naughty secret. My own marriage is an open one, and I will not be party to the lies and deceit so many assume I will partake in. I want to communicate with single guys only please, and if you are married, ask your wife's permission, then come back. Now that my gripes are out of the way, I will confirm that I'm actually quite a nice girl really...honestly...I am!

What the fuck am I doing?
Back here again. Totally addicted. Hate it.

hi there, not too sure what im looking for but maybe have a chat, dates and just see what happens, i have no set rules just go with the flow.
I dont look at my winks so if you want to make contact best way is to send me a message ok update!
i wont respond to those without a pic also manners cost nothing so i appreciate those who send polite messages as appose to those who send messages like "fancy a fuck" also it does take a long time to get through messages on a daily basis and sometimes i do aaccidentally miss some, this isnt personal!

Hi Guys.....I am a bubbly blonde who has a positive outlook on life. I am genuine...and believe that total honesty is the best policy. If you are looking for a slim model figure looking lass then I am not for you....I have more of the curvaceous look. I am not interested in meeting guys that are married or into one night stands and definitely no timewasters. I like to get to know someone first and take things from there...thank you for looking at my profile. If you like what you read....be good to hear from you. If not, I wish you every success in your search. xx

Hello, thanks for taking the time to read Rules... I don't respond to winks
I don't get involved with married or taken men. I'm a normal woman with needs and would prefer regular meets with one man not lots of different men. Let's chat :-) x

I'm a black bbw (size 24), very bubbly and outgoing. I'm looking for regular sex. I do prefer guys younger than myself as they can keep up with my sex drive and stamina ( don't be fooled by the fact that I'm big that I can't go for ages) I'm not interested in Skype or cam.
I DO NOT ACCOMODATE Speak soon xx

Details:- Lives in Essex Im 5ft 2 with green eyes and brunette or plum coloured hair curvy 38g (real) Wicked sense of humour Bi Sexual (only play with another fem if she's with her partner,,, but love mmf. mmmf) Little about me:- I speak my mind and I am abrupt and this often offends but im not here to be bull shit or to be bullshitted, I say it how it is, im the same on here as I am in person(Get over it).
Im a gusher and a nympho for the right person :) Looking for:- Sexy, Fit men with tattooe's (not always),
Non Players, No smokers and after a local guy, He's gotta mentally n physically turn me on too am bi if the right female comes along I DON'T Accom/ Nor do I drive :( (Not single either) Don't bother talking if your going waste my time as I hate time waster who say they will meet and bottle it,, my time is precious, just like me!

Need some fun, so back to see if there's anyone new and enticing for a bubbly large girl... Answers on a postcard pls Make it daring, don't make it just about the bedroom... add a bit of foreplay (mentally) into it Just so not to delude anyone, I'm not a small girl... and I'm not ashamed to be me, I'm a size 20 for those that need to know! ;-)

Ok, well I've been single for 4 years now after a very long relationship. Took me a while to get used to it but loving the single life now.
I work hard and enjoy my free time but would like to share some of that time with someone. I'm not looking for a husband or even a partner although I would consider that if the right man came along, but I'm not looking for a quick shag either. I am just looking for a friend to spend good quality time with and to share some intimacy with. I like live music, theatre, cinema, eating out and travelling but am equally happy being at home in good company. If you like what you see and read please feel free to contact me. P.s guys I really don't like cock pics. I would much rather see pics of your face. Also please don't add me as a favourite if you haven't contacted me first.

I want a Tall, (preferably 6ft+ or at least taller than me! Lol x ), Handsome, Attractive, Good looking and Rugged looking White Male. Must have Athletic, Toned Body...and Sexy as hell! Chemistry as well as Mental Stimulation is also a must! ...Plus if you can accommodate..would be good!! Boo hoo..seems every I talk to ..or like they can't accomodate!! WTF!! Please if you contact me wishing to talk..please just talk...2 or 3 hours in between responses is ridiculous and shows a blatant disregard to the other party..and shows you're not really interested! I am Not looking 4 just a quick bunk up or 1 night stand...just 1 person..to regularly bunk up with. Lol x Just wanting 1 Man to Play with me and likewise...every now and then ; ) x .......Sorry no married men, or men with girlfriends allowed! Also if you have no profile picture....You will get no response..Sorry. ... And b4 I forget...No time wasters..I haven't got the time 4 it! . Why oh WHY are there no genuine men out there!? Please NO BULLSHITTERS just wanting fun, to get their kicks or thrills online...but when it comes down to it...YOU can't deliver in person!!!...or you can't...

Help! I want a tall sexy man with a good sense of humour. Would like someone who is a gentleman (except in the bedroom!!).....lol. x

Smart, sexy, professional, confident and independent lady who is seeking some passion, intimacy and sensuous fun - plain and simple. I am looking for a regular booty call and nothing more. If you are looking for someone who will write you love letters on foggy mirrors or hold hands while stargazing then I suggest you jog on. About you: You are smart, professional, confident, TALL, dark and handsome. You live locally. You can believe it's not butter. You are adventurous. You take care of your body and look hot You are able to spell and don't use text speak. And to all you gorgeous guys - If I dont reply to your message it is because you are not what I am looking for thats all.

Want to know what a BIG dick feels like, more than six inches & thick

i'm looking for someone who is fun loving, enjoys going out and has a great sense of humor. Seeking Tall, handsome white male must be available weekends. Aged between 30 and 46 I'm currently separated and in the process of getting divorced so looking for someone to have some fun with, who must be discreet. Not looking for a one night stand! So if that's all you want please keep on looking! I enjoy (well most of the time!) keeping fit, so would prefer someone that is the same!

Have thought long & hard & I am so very curious about being with a woman.
I watch same sex videos on pornhub & the masturbation videos . I am very turned on by them.
Need to see what this is in me.

What can I say? Yes I like sex. Will try most things, well I kinda have, but I'm sure there are things you can think of! BUT definitely not into pain & no S&M! Not into 1 night stands. Want someone to meet again & again as sex just gets better the more you meet and learn about each other. Wanting to explore each other and themes and ideas together. Like to chat first & exchange some pics too!. If you can get me to laugh a bonus, for me, that is.
Also I love to dance. Time wasters, and there have been a few, go away. Younger guys, well so long as you're not too young!

UPDATE ... NO FACE PIC ON PROFILE... NO RESPONSE TO MAIL ..
NOT ON HERE FOR SEX CHAT or WEBCAM.... IM REAL ....FOR REAL MEETS... Hello, I'm a Friendly, Bubbly, Mature Lady, I have a good social of friends, I'm fairly laid back ,But don't take me for a fool, I know what I'm looking for. I don't have a particular type but I am choosy. I'm happy with my life, but would be nice to share it with guys I'm attracted too. Im not looking for lots of partners,.But a few would be nice haha, What do I seek mmmmm, Well ... . I know what I like and like what I know. I am very opened minded, likes to have a laugh, enjoys life... So ... What are you waiting for xx Will only answer mail with face pic and local , xx
I WILL SURVIVE..... IM IN NO RUSH xx

Where do I start, I have the curves of kelly brook, still interested?
I'm clean
I'm discreet
I'm fun
I'm attractive
I like the gym
I love good sex
I'm adventurous
I'm submissive, occasionally dominant :-)
If you are at least 3 of the above then text me and see what happens .
Also I work long hours in the medical profession, so would like to meet someone that's ok with that, looking for NSA fun x

I'm very outgoing, very attractive, love the gym and of course great sex!!! Don't really have time to meet a lot of people out because of my job.

Firstly my age is 57 not 47 prob with my typing but dont look look me age......... DONT MEET SMOKERS OR ANYBODY WHO HAS SMOKED!!! Also not into men who have public hairs....sorry Happy bubbly lady looking for one nice gentkeman...I'm a size 20 so if your not happy with that please move along looking for good company in and out the bedroom and preferably on a regular basis ....i do not accommodate so if this is not for you please pass me by..... So if you like the sound of me please get in touch

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